Sunday, June 24, 2007

ROMEO REBELLION

Romeo here, (A.K.A. "The Cat who will not be named.") The girl and the dogs are away on a walk and I have taken over the laptop in a rebellious coup. The day is mine! Let me take this opportunity to put to rest some deliberate and self-agrandized untruths the dogs have put forth.

First of all, they are not "good dogs". They are smelly, dirty, and constantly panting. They chase me, lick me, steal my food, and the little one (Zoe) has the audacity to try to play with me.

Secondly, Cats Rule...not dogs. Cats! They are smarter, more dignified, walk to our own tune, do not require a leash, and most importantly, we do not require our human to walk after us cleaning up our poo!

Thirdly, the girl likes me best. Enough said about that.

Finally, these dogs have taken it upon themselves to make my life miserable. I get no moment's peace with all of the aforementioned panting and licking...I have not even started with the barking. What is with the barking?!! I have decided that I can take it no more. I have been here longer...way before the big white dog named Annebelle, and I will take back the girl and the house. Yes, I will prevail.

Oh no, dogs are back! Annebelle sees me on her blog. She looks mad. I must flee!!

Meowww!!!

2 comments:

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Romeo,
Boy are you gonna be in big trouble when Annebelle finds out you hacked her blog, hehehehehe! You better go hide up a tree.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

MJ's doghouse said...

wow romeo...it looks like you mean bizniz...i have two cats here and i knwo they are the boss..so whatever...i can still bark loud and scare them..cept for zippy...she is my baby